Bandage for a broken heart

Sometime in your life you will be betrayed by someone you cared deeply about. No one is immune to this and it doesn't have to come from a lover, but it can come from a close friend or parent as well. This wound can be caused by a million things, but the hurt will always be the same. Your sense of loss and betrayal will rip you apart. I know each one of you reading this will be able to account for some time in your lives when this has happened to you. Some of you will have forgiven that person, while others will still hold a grudge. This is just the way life is. The irony of it is that we as humans need to be in contact with others and this opens up the possibility to be hurt. The simple answer seems to be to close yourself up and never trust anyone, but for some reason this just isn't the case. We have a need that only other poeple can fill. We need a sense of acceptance and belonging from those around us and no matter how much we can be hurt in the process we will still do it. I know that I have felt this sense of hurt and betrayal myself and each time it makes it harder to trust. Sometimes I am just lost, and in the darkness of my mind I cry because of the pain I have endured. At these times I just want someone to hold me and make everything right. To have the person who hurt me say they're sorry; but more often than not this does not happen, and I am left alone to endure the pain. A pain that I would not wish on anyone that I know, so for all those whom I have ever hurt I just want you to know that I am sorry.

Men are pussies and Women are dicks

Woe to the world! Oh how gender roles have changed! No longer are the women confined to the household and the men are not expected to bring home the bacon. Ahh yes, what happened to the good old days? The times when people knew their proper place in life and there were no transexuals. Damn the feminist movement! Anyways the bigger problem though is that this transformation has not only been confined to life after marriage, but has spread to life before marriage as well. Not long ago all a girl wanted was to find a guy and settle down as soon as possible to pop out a few kids. And all a guy wanted to do was to see how many one night stands he could have before he actually knocked one of them up. Then he would get the hell out of that town, change his name to Raul, and play his charms elsewhere. Weren't those the days? Everyone knew what was expected of them and things happened were simple. But roles have changed and the world has been flipped upside down. Women have now found out how much fun it is to have one night stands. They are the ones finding guys in clubs, bringing them home, and sending them out the door the next morning once the inebriated feeling is gone. And where do we find the males? We see them on the phone calling their friends telling how he can't believe he got played again and how he thought that she was the one. What the hell has happened to us! Where did women get the balls to be like this? Probably from the guys who have obviously gotten their's stolen. Is society really that different than it was just a few centuries ago? What happened and how can we get back to the way things were supposed to be. Now, not to say that things should go back to guys only having one night stands; but it just rubs me the wrong way when women have them. Maybe we should consider what society is turning into. Is it that we have walked down the wrong road and are continuously hurting ourselves and making the wrong decisions? No. Yes. Who am I to say? I'm just telling all you ladies out there to leave the one night stands to those with dicks.

The new religion of self pleasure

Ah yes the art of masturbation. Now not to be bragging or anything, but judging from the time and effort that I have put into it I have probably reached a skill level equivalent to Leonardo di Vinci. Yes, Yes, the truth comes out: I masturbate. Have masturbated. And proabably will masturbate till I can't get it up anymore and I have squandered my entire life savings on viagra. Not that big of a secret, is it. You want to know why? Becuase everyone does it. I mean seriously. All the people that read this, ask yourselves if you have ever masturbated. Guys. Girls. Its all the same thing. Its not like masturbation has been a sexist thing. If you think about the number of people that do masturbate, you would think that it really is a type of religion. Seriously, everyone does it. Doesn't matter if you're black or white. Male or female. You can even be a one legged gay transexual with little hooks as hands. Masturbation says "no" to no one. And, the thing is that people practice it religiously. People think to themselves, "Well I didn't do it yesterday, so I guess I'm overdue." If only going to church was like that instead of, "Well I didn't go last Sunday, or the Sunday before. I guess I shouldn't break the cycle and go this Sunday either." Isn't that really the case though? I mean its not like people are compelled to masturbate, it's just something people do for themselves. And what is wrong with it? Does it harm someone else, no. Does it hurt the enviornment, no. The only person you could actually harm would be yourself if you are practicing too vigorously. Also where does it say that you can't masturbate. I don't remember a commandment in the Bible saying: Thou shalt not fondle thy own goods. Nor do I remember it talked about in any of the gospels. I mean think about it. The disciples went with Jesus everywhere and thus had no time to go to their wives or girlfriends, right? So I mean they, like people everywhere, probably had the urge and most likely did it sometime on the road. But Matthew didn't write about the time Jesus walked in on him and said, "Not again Matthew! This is the third time this week! Couldn't you just wait until after I multiply the fish and we feed the crowd? Get your lazy ass back on out there!" Well either I fell asleep when we went over this in Sunday school or the Catholics decided to omit these parables for their own benefit because I sure as Hell don't remember those passages. Even in todays laws we haven't gone so far as to make masturbating illegal. Its not like activists have argued that the millions of semen held in a mans testicles can each think and reason for themselves. Yes, as far as I know it masturbation isn't outlawed in any way. But if thats true why are so many people ashamed when others know that they masturbate. Think about it, for something that isn't wrong we sure do make it seem like it is. Whenever someone says, "Hey you were in the bathroom for a rather long time." We respond with something like, "Uhh. Yea, I um... passed out from pushing too hard." Why should we be embarassed about something that everyone does? I mean everyone breathes and we don't laugh or smile when they admit it. No, I guess there must be something else that holds people back from being proud that they touch themselves. Whatever it is has not become apparent to me as of yet, but I am sure that the answer is out there. Maybe its because we are just embarassed that we can't find anyone out there that can fufill this need. If thats the case then I suggest all of you out there go get a boyfriend/girlfriend, and get married as soon as possible so you can experience the real thing instead of fucking with yourself. Not only will you get over your embarassment whenever you fufill the need, but it'll be at least ten times the fun. Trust me.

River of Life

Time, as the metaphor goes, is like a river, and we are the rocks in that river. When we're born we're thrown into that river and we get pulled into its current. The water passes us by and as time goes on we are changed by it. We get a little smoothed up, moved from place to place, and in the end we all get broken down and swept away. But during the time that we are still whole and healthy rocks we get thrown into other rocks. One rock never meets the millions of others in a river, but the ones that it does touch upon it changes in small or big ways.

These other rocks are the other people that we get to know. The friends that we meet and live each day with. They are the ones that you make your memories with while you are alive. From experience I can tell you that a friend lasts only as long as you want them to last. Distance doesn't mean a thing when it comes to good friends. Yes, your degree of friendship may change over the passing of time, but if you really had a deep friendship with that person you can always pick up where you left off. In this world the only people you can count on other than your family are your friends, so make as many strong friendships as you can. Don't toss away a friendship just because of one arguement. Just remember that friendships are priceless. They can not be bought with money nor can they be found in anyone. They truly are the rarest of diamonds, so if you ever do find one don't toss it aside as just another common rock.

In the end when we are all washed away and lost in the waters of time the only difference we will have made to the river is in how much we chipped other rocks by the random tossing that time did. So make your marks on those around you strong and deep, for even a light bump can make a deep impact if you touch the right place.

If Love is the common cold give me a nobel prize cause apparently I am the vaccine

After another fruitless day of college where I fried my few remaining brain cells taking a biology test I've had a lot of time to think. Actually I've had a lot of time to contemplate nothingness, but I've decided to consider that thinking. Anyways I've been wondering about the beauty of love and wondering if love isn't really the beast in the whole thing. How much of life do we live trying to find that one special person who will make our lives content and happy? 50%? 60%? 1%? Well no matter how much the percentage, everyone in this world is driven to find that one person that will make him/her complete. Surprizingly, even with all the searching going on, the people that have actually found that one person is pretty damn small. With the increase of divorce rates it seems people have been making a whole lot of mistakes on who is perfect for themselves. People are pretty damn stupid huh... I mean I guess I can imagine making one mistake, but you'd think people would fucking learn after the third of fourth. Goes to show you how smart evolution has made us. Wasn't there a time when people actually tried to make marriage work? Hmmm na, it was probably just in those black and white movies that people watch and be like "awww I wish my marriage could have been like that...". Get with it you damn nostalgic people! Go get married, cheat on your wife, and get your divorce already. Am I saying this is the way things should be? Hell no. I'm with those old black and white movies that have mom and dad procreating two wonderful children that say "golly gee" and get their mouthes washed out with soap for saying "Oh Heck" (pardon my french). Those were the golden years in my mind. When love lasted forever just because the idea of "cheating" wasn't a concept people grasped. Love is now cheapened to the feeling that you have for someone on Valentines Day and Christmas. How beautiful... I mean seriously, how can I ask for everlasting companionship when I get a card that says "I Love You" and a box of chocolates that I am, of course, forced to share with the one that gave them to me. Woo hoo go evolution! At this rate marriage will be one of those old things that "my grandparents did" back in the 21st century. Why can't people understand that having one true love is what life is about? Is it that they are too scared of getting hurt? To trust someone completely is a scary thing I admit, but the greater the risk the greater the gain right? So you get a little scraped up and maybe you gain a few scars. Life's like that. The best way to learn is through experience and who knows maybe one day you'll find that certain someone. As for me I am still waiting for the Nobel Prize committee to call.

Fuck the Female Race

Hmmm where should I start after my very descriptive title... Well for starters this is not a post that is about the best sexual positions or how to gain the charm to screw the entire female population of China. This is to talk about how women are the detriment to society. Women as we know them are, if anything, only useful as housemaids and for the procreation of other males.

Men should never get married or commited in any way. They should just go through life spreading their semen in the effort to increase the chance that their genetics end up on as many future children as possible. Seriously. Who wants to be tied down? Who wants to go through all the trouble of answering the question "Do I look fat?" through out our entire married life. If I say "no" the first thousand times I am obviously not stupid enough to start saying "yes" for the next million.

Also what are women really needed for in a relationship... Do we need to hear them nag? Complain? No our main driving force if not for emotional support is for the sex. And let me tell you that if you really need that, you might as well use your hand. Watch Saving Silverman it may save you some unneeded pain. And for all you guys who thinks a girl gives you emotional support what do you think the guys you hang out with are for. Go get some fucking testosterone injected into your body. DOWN WITH ESTROGEN!!